reflection, of reflection, of reflection. (wanderintome) wrote in how__neat,
reflection, of reflection, of reflection.

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Tenacious D - Fuck her Gently

This is a song for the ladies. But fellas, listen closely:

You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do.
Sometimes you've got to make some love and fuckin give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you've got to squeeze.
Sometimes you've got to say please.
Sometimes you've got to say,

"Hey. I'm gonna fuck you softly.
I'm gonna screw you gently.
I'm gonna hump you sweetly.
I'm gonna ball you discreetly."

And then you say,
"Hey I bought you flowers."
And then you say,
"Wait a minuet Sally,
I think I've got something in my teeth. Could you get it out for me?
That's fucking team work!

Whats your favorite position?
That's cool with me, its not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Sansabar.

And then I'm gonna love you completely.
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly.
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely.
But then.... I'm gonna fuck you hard."
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